HONG KONG—Hong Kong residents again voted Panda Express the best Chinese food in the city, marking the eighth straight year it has held that distinction, and the ninth time in…
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MILWAUKEE—A professor at the University of Wisconsin says that cannibalism is the best, most organic solution for overpopulation, simply because most people’s revulsion to the idea would make them less…
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SOLINGEN, Germany—According to a yearlong study published by a professor of metallurgy at Bergische Universität Wuppertal, the pen is definitely not mightier than the sword—unless, that is, it’s a sword…
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LOS ANGELES—In what some film insiders are calling the most creative uncreative idea in movie history, Hollywood is remaking “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” with its entire original cast…
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NEW YORK—The NBA is in discussions with the UFC about combining forces a week after Los Angeles Laker Lebron James threw what he said was an unintentional elbow that left…
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TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M.—After hearing about his fellow billionaire space aficionados’ BOGO deals to make space tourism available to all, Virgin Galactic boss Richard Branson just upped the ante for…
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HAWTHORNE, Calif.—Never mincing words and always looking out for the little guy, Elon Musk tweeted a deal he called “epic,” in which anyone paying with dogecoin can get BOGO SpaceX…
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SAN FRANCISCO—A woman whose gastroenterologist requested a stool sample says she was livid when she found out a few days later they’d misplaced it and so she’d have to give…
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ALBANY, N.Y.—After a surge in people trying to join the Satanic Church in order to get a religious exemption for COVID-19 vaccine mandates, the church’s leaders made their stance clear…
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HOFFMAN ESTATES, Ill.—After Monday’s bombshell announcement that it would be acquiring Amazon, New Sears said that to keep the corporate acquisition as seamless as possible, it will put a clickable…
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