SPOKANE, Wash.—Legendary basketball player and vocal anti-vaxxer/anti-masker John Stockton, 59, probably not in the prime of his life but nonetheless acting as selflessly as a concerned citizen-scientist as he had a point guard, decided to show hecklers that he is right about the dangers of vaccines by dropping dead immediately after he consented to being vaccinated—right on the pitch, right on the field, and right on the court. After he collapsed each time on the different playing surfaces, he was resuscitated successfully by medical personnel whose science he largely disbelieves, and then made it a point to show witnesses that vaccines are so dangerous that even just filling out the vaccine paperwork could lead to collapse and nearly instantaneous death. Although none of this could be confirmed, it was all highly recorded.
