LOS ANGELES—Move over, John Kreese, Terry Silver, and Johnny Lawrence—there's a new sensei in town, and he says his style is so deadly that he almost killed himself with his…
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LOS ANGELES—Controversial media personality Joe Rogan, whose Spotify podcast “The Joe Rogan Experience” hosted the largely discredited anti-vaxxer Dr. Robert Malone in late December, announced that he would do covers…
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CHICAGO—After the wickedly good satirical graffiti he painted below a freeway overpass was discovered by satire news site The Onion, a homeless man became the legendary publication’s chief writer on…
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LOS ANGELES—Surprising many who thought he had perished after getting trapped and then apparently eaten alive by scarab beetles in an Egyptian pyramid in “The Mummy,” treasure hunter and man…
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As the founder and writer of The Rapscallion and a concerned citizen, I think it’s time we did something about fake news and similar sites. Though I hope a headline…
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HAN'S ISLAND—Carpenters who worked on martial arts legend Bruce Lee's last film, "Enter the Dragon," have revealed that Lee's famous saying that boards don't hit back was untrue: boards do…
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LOS ANGELES—After being given the impossible task of revising the ubiquitous placeholder text that begins with “lorem ipsum,” which is used solely for mockups, a senior writer/editor in the marketing…
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LONDON—Just in the St. Nick of time, literary scholars and medical researchers from Oxford, Cambridge, and other top British universities released their findings on how several of the characters in…
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LOS ANGELES—Complaining she’s been bored lying around like the Wicked Witch of the East, legendary actress Judy Garland has agreed to reprise her iconic role as Dorothy Gale in a…
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LONDON—Legendary guitarist Eric Clapton, already in the news for winning his lawsuit against a German widow who unwittingly listed a bootleg CD of one of his concerts for around $11…
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