SPOKANE, Wash.—Legendary basketball player and vocal anti-vaxxer/anti-masker John Stockton, 59, probably not in the prime of his life but nonetheless acting as selflessly as a concerned citizen-scientist as he had…
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NEW YORK—In a first-of-its-kind survey conducted by rival news networks Fox News and CNN, more than 4,000 anti-vaxxers across the nation ranked fictional diseases, viruses, and bacteria that would change…
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BOSTON—A foreign student at a local university was hit by a vehicle while crossing the street and says that she was beside herself—literally and figuratively—during the near-death experience but now…
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CHICAGO—After the wickedly good satirical graffiti he painted below a freeway overpass was discovered by satire news site The Onion, a homeless man became the legendary publication’s chief writer on…
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LOS ANGELES—Surprising many who thought he had perished after getting trapped and then apparently eaten alive by scarab beetles in an Egyptian pyramid in “The Mummy,” treasure hunter and man…
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As the founder and writer of The Rapscallion and a concerned citizen, I think it’s time we did something about fake news and similar sites. Though I hope a headline…
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SEOUL, South Korea—A martial artist inadvertently kicked himself in the head in the final match of a tae kwon do tournament, flooring his opponent, the judges, and the audience—but especially…
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HAN'S ISLAND—Carpenters who worked on martial arts legend Bruce Lee's last film, "Enter the Dragon," have revealed that Lee's famous saying that boards don't hit back was untrue: boards do…
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